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All You Can Eat Buffets – How to Maximise Your Belly

Yesterday I attended a 40th birthday celebration of a cousin, whose wife had kindly booked Jimmy Spices Restaurant, which serves up Indian, Thai, Italian and Chinese dishes.   So, was I going to attack or be diplomatic?

Now I’ve eaten at some buffets (mostly Chinese) but this place is somewhat different.  Firstly, it offers all these different cuisines under one roof and secondly it’s cooked by chefs you can see, cooking it in front of you, but that’s enough about Jimmy’s, please go visit.

Some people approach “All you can eat” places with caution, so as not to “over-do” it.  My approach is a little different as I need to maximise the opportunity and here’s some techniques to help you make some room throughout the course of the evening.

1. Prior to your visit, eat minimal.

2. Stick to Fizzy drinks, which will help you burp.

3. Carry out quiet but regular burps.  I know it’s rude, but be discrete.  This is going to help add that additional space you are looking for.

4. Stretch out, often leaning backwards, do this 2 – 3 times in the space of 30 seconds.

5. Take regular loo/toilet breaks, use powers of concentration.

6. Try walking around the buffet area 4 – 5 times, walking helps and builds up your appetite. 

7. Often rub the belly and pay it a nice compliment.

A little humour, please eat sensibly.

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Someone trying to rip through the normality of life and expand a few horizons.

2 thoughts on “All You Can Eat Buffets – How to Maximise Your Belly

  1. LMAO… I can’t stop laughing at this post because the men in my family do the same things as you suggested LMAO. I must admit, when I go to a buffet, I do the same as well. One other trick you forgot to mention: If you’re really greedy and want to maximize your dollar, visit the buffet an hour before they change and start serving another course (Lunch to dinner). That way you’re able to eat two different courses for one price. LOL, love this post I swear.

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