Disclaimer: A couple of things to confirm here….
1. It’s the first day of 2013, so a bit of fun as I have put together a sketch and mish-mashed the images from the web
2. The following sketch applies to both male and female
3. Images plucked from….mentioned at the bottom
Images courtesy of:
Old man – forums.digitalpoint.com
Indian Dad – http://www.theoriginof.com
Indian Mum – http://www.theoriginof.com
Girl – clipartcandy.com
Sikh Boy – sikhtoons.com
Potato Sandwich 
Well at least the Computer will tell the truth .. the old uncleji usually changed his views depending on situation 🙂